Princess G's buzzing brain
posted: Jul 28, 11:09 PM
You miss me? Ha! Ha! Princess G’s back and she’s ready to rock! God, nobody says “rock” anymore, man, I sound like my mom. Next thing you know, I’ll be saying things like “with it” and stuff. I apologize in advance. No, I’m actually being serious right now, I wish adults didn’t say things like that, so why would I inflict that kind of internal pain on any of you? Well, except you in the plaid shirt reading this, Paul Bunyan called, he wants his shirt back, he sounded mad… anyway.
Over the summer, I get bored. You want to know how bored I get? Well, let’s see, so bored I sit outside having staring contests with my neighbor’s thirteen cats. Yes you read that last sentence, correctly, THIRTEEN CATS! Then, I act like someone’s grumpy grandparent who gets annoyed when the cats get too close, and then, you know, start running and screaming like someone who has “issues”.
During the day I can’t think about anything for some strange reason. Maybe I’m too busy (cuz you know when you have thirteen cats living next door to you, you start to think like that crazy person with “issues” so I become incapable of thought all together… oh well, too bad) so when I finally get to bed, I have all these thoughts buzzing around in my head. Like these neurotic bees or something. I’m sure you can guess what comes next… ( don’t worry, if you happen to be really tired while reading this and feel that making the decision on what socks to put on is too challenging to say the least, let alone thinking up what comes next in the story, I’m going to tell you). I can’t sleep.
I lie there for three and a half hours and think all these random thoughts. You know, the ones who have been desperately begging and pleading to get out of my crowded brain all day. You see how hard I make life sometimes? It really does suck!
By day, I am incapable of thought. By night, I could do the question and answer page on some dude’s site about who knows what? Perhaps the meaning of life? I swear, I should have my own show.