Princess G on nick-names
posted: Jul 29, 12:54 AM
Everyone has a nick-name. I don’t care what you say, you all do. I do. Oh, don’t think I don’t see you shaking you head going “no, no, I don’t think so”, well I’ve got news for you. The reason you don’t know your nick-name, is most likely because it is not a very nice one, for example, one you would not say around small children.
I have some pretty funny stories of how I got my nick-names. Honestly, I don’t know why in the world I am sharing this, I must be bored again…………cuz, normal people don’t want to talk about their embarrassing stories, and for some strange reason, I feel the need to make my pain your laughter. I guess it’s kinda like a “pay it forward” kinda thing.
Here is a list of all of my nick-names (at least the ones I know about that is………….) oh, and I have more nick names that actually involve my real name, because believe it or not “Princess G” technically isn’t my name. Yeah, I know, you’re all going “was that supposed to be a bad attempt at a joke? I’m so confused……” well, I’ve had a long day, and I guess the heat is getting to me, so deal! Now back to the list:
Princess G
Crabby pants (I got this in grade 5, so watch it!)
Crappy pants (someone thought that it would be funny to turn “crabby pants” into “crappy pants”. Not cool dude! So not cool. So no, I did NOT have an accident!)
Spazzy shoes, there is a very long story to this, and it ends with a teacher trying to be funny and saying “Spazzy shoes, stop talking”. I know, so sad, you know your cool when…………. but seriously, it wasn’t me who was talking, it was this other kid, so I guess he should be embarrassed, not me!
Oh, and my friends say I’m “weak”, but I’m so not weak, really, I’m not! It’s just because I’m nicer to other people (and them) than they are, so they associate being nice, with being weak. I know, totally not fair. Oh shit, I just said “totally” didn’t I? Great, that’s just great, now I sound like some happy-go-lucky cheerleader, not that there’s anything wrong with cheerleaders………..anyway.
So there you have it, my most embarrassing nick-names. This post wasn’t all that funny, was it? I’ll try making the next one funnier, how’s that? I mean with my mom not writing Fun posts anymore, this place really could use some “Happiness”. See ya when I see ya.
P.G.
P.S. I guess using my initials doesn’t really work too well, it just makes it look like you need parental guidance to read this if your under the age of 13.